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Life Lessons and Other Cerebral Gas

Sharing news, views, life lessons, literature and a good laugh at all of it. I'm what they call a city farmer, around these here parts; kind of an oxymoron.

Monday, January 07, 2008

OMG! It's J Lo!


Hominis est errare, insipientis perseverare
[It is for man to err, for a fool to persist]

3-11-18-28-53-(37)
7-23-33-47-51-(14)
4-21-36-46-52-(6)

According to the Missouri Lottery website, these are just some of the numbers they call cold numbers. That means they don't hit much, or lately, or, lets just say, they aren't very lucky.

Saturdays winnings numbers were:
4-11-16-33-40-(9) with a power play of (4)

Explain that.
Three of the numbers were off the computer generated Cold list.
So what does this mean? I have no idea. If you too are searching for the answer, maybe you should be watching the TV series Numbers instead of reading blogs. Or better yet, become a Numerologist so you can dazzle your friends, apply mathematical equations to everything like breathing.

YOU: HI (breath, equating mentally whether this person you just met is a waste of flesh)
NEW PERSON: Lo
YOU: (another breath. chances of this person being a smart ass are 85%, chances of this person being Chinese 15%. Still computing for worthiness).
NEW PERSON: What are you staring at?
YOU:Nothing
NEW PERSON: So you think I'm nothing, a void, inconsequential? You think you're better than me?
YOU: (Oh great, I forgot to breath, now I've stepped in it! Deep breath)I'm Jack, with a J, I'm an idiot.(breathing, equating, the percentages say that this person is most likely an insecure smart ass with no job and nice cleavage).
NEW PERSON:J.
YOU: (breath, computing, 45% chance her IQ is around 100, 55% chance she's a parrot. Worthiness points bottomed out. Odds of her name actually being J Lo.....Oh My God....it's J LO! Screw the math!)

Does mathematically dissecting the world around work for the average idiot? I'm guessing... no. It would be like building on sand. Does it work for picking the winning lottery numbers? Well, I don't know. How many mathematicians have won the lottery?
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1/7/2008 11:28 AM

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